Ashley's Asylum

Letter People A-I



MISS A
Well, I'm so happy to be Miss A
And I'm so happy to come and play
Oh dear, I almost forgot to say
That when I'm happy I sneeze all day

CHORUS:
All day I'm sneezin' aaaaaaaa-choo
When I get happy aaaaaaaa-choo
Or silly, slappy aaaaaaaa-choo
Give me a hanky please 'cause I've got to sneeze...AAAAA-CHOO!

I s'pose you've noticed that when I sneeze
I don't sneeze sneezes like others sneeze
I blow my own kind of special breeze
I mean I sneeze in the way I please

(REPEAT CHORUS)

MR. B
Beautiful buttons and beautiful buttons and beautiful buttons
What beautiful buttons on me, Mr. B
Big buttons and bright buttons and brassy buttons
All beautiful buttons on me, Mr. B

A bit before breakfast I get out of bed
To button me up from my toes to my head
Beginning with beautiful buttons and beautiful buttons and beautiful buttons
What beautiful buttons on me, Mr. B
Big buttons and bright buttons and brassy buttons,
All beautiful buttons on me, Mr. B

By now I'm so bothered I'm busting to crack
I barely can button in back of my back
I can't reach the beautiful buttons and beautiful buttons and beautiful buttons
What beautiful buttons on me, Mr. B
Big buttons and bright buttons and brassy buttons
All beautiful buttons on me, Mr. B

Because I'm so busy I miss all the fun
By the time I get buttoned it's time to get un....unbuttoned!
My big buttons and bright buttons and brassy buttons,
Those beautiful buttons,
My black buttons and blue buttons and baby buttons
What beautiful buttons,
My brown buttons and blue buttons,
My belly button, a beautiful button.
My beautiful buttons and beautiful buttons and beautiful buttons,
What beautiful buttons,
My beautiful buttons and beautiful buttons
What beautiful buttons, I love all my buttons...


MR. C
Well hello friends,
Do you know me?
Well you can call me cotton candy Mr. C
A candy kid
Who'll change your luck
For if you stick with me you'll find you will be stuck,
A candy kid
Who's all for you,
Pal, you can count on me, there's nothing I wouldn't do for you.

CHORUS:
I'm clever, can't you see
And cunning as can be
And cool as a cucumber, I am Mr. C
For you I'd cry and go to bat

You can count on me like you'd count on an alley cat
I'm cute and sweet, don't you agree?
I'm just a cloud of cotton candy, Mr. C

Oh, I'm a cotton candy culprit, Cana Cana Coo Coo Coo.

REPEAT CHORUS

You can trust me like you'd trust an alley cat,
I'm cute and sweet, don't you agree?
I'm just a cloud of cotton candy, Mr. C
I am cute and sweet, don't you agree?
I'm just a cloud of cotton candy, Mr. C
I'm just a cloud of cotton candy, Mr. C
Cana Cana Coo Coo Coo!

MR. D
Do you like doughnuts, delicious doughnuts?
Well if you do, then you deserve some doughnuts
Delivious doughnuts, some dipped in sugar
Some dipped in jelly, dipped by me, Mr. D

CHORUS:
If you like doughnuts, delicious doughnuts
Don't dilly-dally, have a dozen of my doughnuts
Delicious doughnuts, they're downright dunky
And they are definitely done by only me,
Yes, they are deep-fried, dipped and dabbed by Mr. D

And when I deliver my delicious doughnuts, I do the Doughnut Dance.
Don't you want to do the dance too?
What a delicious Doughnut Dance!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Mr. D, Mr. D, Mr. D.
Delicious Doughnuts!

MISS E
I feel extremely weak, poor little me, Miss E
Too weak to work or speak, poor little me, Miss E
I've got to exercise, exercise, exercise, jiggle my toes
E-E-Exercise, wiggle my nose
Will you help me exercise, everybody?
Wiggle your nose, and jiggle your toes!

I've got to exercise, exercise, exercise, twist my lips
E-E-Exercise, turn my hips
Everybody, twist your lips and turn your hips!

I'm getting stronger now, I'll be a new Miss E
Now that I'm learning how, you'll see a new Miss E
I always exercise, exercise, exercise, reach up high
E-E-Exercise, reach the sky
Everybody, reach up high, reach the sky, stretch!

I've got to exercise, exercise, exercise, jump up and down
E-E-Exercise, spin around
Jump up and down, everybody, and spin around.

I feel extremely good, look out for me, Miss E
Strong as a person should, here comes the real Miss E
Because I exercise, exercise, exercise when I'm alone,
E-E-Exercise my funny bone
Everybody, do you know where your funny bone is?
It's your elbow.

I've got to exercise, exercise, exercise, day and night
E-E-Exercise, exactly right
E-E-Exercise, Exercise, Exercise
E-E-Exercise, Exercise, Exercise

MR. F
Mr. M has a munching mouth, Mr. T has tall teeth, but I'm Mr. F...

And I've got funny feet, funny feet, funny feet, funny feet
Mr. F, that is I
Feet that flip, feet that flop, flip and flop, never stop
Flap-a-doodle, I can fly...
Well, I try!

CHORUS:
And though I've never found shoes around to keep my feet on the ground,
Fiddlesticks, do I cry?
Not I!
Give me that free and easy beat
For the fanciest, friendliest, fidgety free-for-all
Funny, Funny Feet.

Flap-a-doodle-doo,
Flap-a-doodle-dee,
Fall on your face with me!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

MR. G
I'm grouchy.
My gorgeous gooey gum is getting stuck all over the place.

Gooey, gummy, I am Mr. G.

Golly, my gooey gum got stuck on the garden gate.
(POP) Good, now I can go again.

Goodness, gracious, I am Mr. G.

Oh grasshoppers, my gooey gum just got stuck in the green grass.
(POP) Good, now I can go again.

Great Scott, grapefruit, I am Mr. G.

Oh goose feathers, my gooey gum just got stuck in the garbage can by the garage.
(POP) Good, now I can go again.

Gooey, gummy, goodness, gracious, Great Scott, grapefruit, gee.
I got stuck again.
(POP)
I'm Mr. G,
I've got gooey gum all over me.

MR. H
I'm Mr. H, hello hello!
How do you do, and do you know
That I'm so handsome and adorable,
My happy hair is everywhere
And so much hair makes people stare...
IT'S HORRIBLE!

I'm Mr. H, and can you see
That there's more hair then there is of me,
Some people may say it's unbearable
That tangled kind I hide behind,
Most horrible hair you'll ever find.
It's hairable...I mean it's terrible...I MEAN IT'S HORRIBLE!

Oh horrible hair
My horrible hair
Oh how I love this crown I wear
I'll never never stop at any barber shop
To cut my glorious horrible hair.
SO THERE!

I'm Mr. H, goodbye goodbye,
Next time we meet, you'll know me by
My head so handsome and adorable,
My horrible hair is everywhere,
My happy hair makes people stare.
It's HORRIBLE!...HORRIBLE!...HORRIBLE!

MISS I
I am Miss I, I am Miss I
I've come to stay all day instead of passing by,
I've got an itch, which makes me twitch
Which makes me wiggle, always giggle, never cry

I'm itching and I'm itching and I'm itching and I'm itching and I'm itching
And I'm wiggling and I'm jiggling all day long
All day I'm hopping, wiggle hopping, I am never ever stopping
I'm Miss I, that's why I sing my itching song.

(REPEAT AGAIN)

All day I'm moving and I'm grooving, all of which is only proving
I'm Miss I, that's why I sing my itching song.
I'm Miss I, that's why I sing my itching song.