Letter People J-R
Jumbled Junk collecting! Jumbled Junk collecting! Jackets or jewelry, I'm Mr. J Give me your junk, I will haul it away A jackknife or jigsaw, I'll take them too Call Mr. J, I am waiting for you. CHORUS: Jumbled Junkman, any old junk you're through with I know just what to do with. Jumbled Junkman, give me an old jalopy, give me your junk. (REPEAT CHORUS) Jugfuls of jampots, I'm Mr. J, Give me your junk, I will haul it away A jack-in-the-box or jellybean jar Jolly old jump ropes, I'll carry them far. (REPEAT CHORUS) Jumbled Junk collecting! Jumbled Junk for Mr. J... |  |
CHORUS: Come on and kick with Mr. K Come on and kick your cares away Come on and kick the ball, come on and kick the can But never ever kick a man Oh kicking gives me such a kick This kind of kicking makes me tick Kick up a fuss, kick up the dust with Mr. K, the kicking king But never kick a living thing. Kicking, I'm kicking, Oh, kicking is my game Kicking, I'm kicking, and Mr. K's my name. (REPEAT CHORUS) No, never kick a living Oh, never kick a living thing! |  |
What could be lovelier than licking a lollipop, a lovely lemon lollipop? Delicious, well you can tell, I'm Mr. L Lucky, lucky, No one could be luckier and licking a lollipop, a large lunch of lollipops A large bunch, oh, what a smell... MMM-MMM, smell that lemon... I'm Mr. L CHORUS: Love them all, large or little, Left or right, or in the middle, Delightful, every night full of dreams Of lots and lots and lots and lots And lots and lots and lots and lots Of lemon, lemon, lemon pops are lovely to know, I'm partial to lemon pops 'Cause I'm made of lemon lollipops When you think of a lollipop, Golly, stop and see The lovely lemon lollipops, lovely lemon lollipops On Mr. L, that's me. (REPEAT CHORUS) |  |
My mouth must munch, munch, munch My mouth has lunch, lunch, lunch I munch from morning to midnight, MIdnight to morning, munching mouth, I'm Mr. M Meatballs, macaroni, mashed potatoes, I adore Marshmallows, maple syrup, melon, milk, There's room for more... For Mr. M with a munching mouth My mouth must munch, munch, munch, My mouth has lunch, lunch, lunch, I munch from morning to midnight, Midnight to morning, munching mouth, Meet Mr. M Milkshakes, marmalade, mayonnaise, I adore, Muffins, mushrooms, and molasses, More and more and more and more! I'm Mr. M with a Munching Mouth My mouth must munch, munch, munch My mouth has lunch, lunch, lunch I munch from morning to midnight Midnight to morning, munching mouth I'm Mr. M With a munching mouth I'm Mr. M MUNCHING MOUTH! |  |
My noisy nose is a nose that knows, nose that knows, nose that knows How to make a lot of funny different sounds... I'm a nut, Here's my nanny goat Here's a naughty note, Here's a nice note..... Lots of nice notes.............. I'm Mr. N who's got fancy clothes, nifty fingers and nummy toes But my nose, my nose, my nobody else has got nose, Noisy nose, noisy nose, noisy nose, noisy nose, noisy nose... |  |
I'm Miss O, I'm obstinate, so obstinate, so obstinate Which is just the opposite Of doing what somebody wants you to do when they want you to do it! In the wintertime I swim in a frosty swimming pool, If they say stay out, I'm in, I don't care if the water's cool. (REPEAT CHORUS) When it's time to go to sleep, that's when I begin to play When they say stay down, I'm up, when they say it's night, it's day (REPEAT CHORUS) I'm as stubborn as a mule, that's what they keep telling me Though I may make people mad, it's the way I happen to be (REPEAT CHORUS) |  |
I've got pointy pointy patches plain to see, Sewn up with polka dotted stitches, pointy patches on my britches I'm as rich as any Letter Boy can be, Mr. P Purple patches, yellow patches, red and blue and green Perfect powerful prettiest patches you have ever seen I'm like a pretty picture postcard pasted up with pretty stamps I've a patch from every part of this country CHORUS: From Paducah down to Natchez, people praise my pointy patches Pointing out each patch that matches patched up me, Mr. P (REPEAT CHORUS) Proud to be, yessiree, Mr. P Pointy patches. |  |
The very unique, without question, The quickest quiz kid with a quip, Quiet, quiet Mr. Q. (LONG PAUSE) Bells are ringing, people singing, chickens clucking, ducks are ducking, Noises all around, But Mr. Q? Not a sound. Well, here's a new Letter Boy, It's quiet, quiet Mr. Q Who's come to give us a few quick quotes. Over to you, Mr. Q. (ANOTHER LONG PAUSE) Whistles blowing, wheels going, cows are mooing, clocks cuckooing So much to be heard, But Mr. Q? Not a word. Well, here's Mr. Q, the new Letter Boy. The new Letter Boy, here's Mr. Q. Quiet, quiet Mr. Q. Mr. Q, why are you so quiet? Rain is pouring, Daddy's snoring, rockets shooting, horns are tooting, What a noisy riot, But Mr. Q? He's so quiet. Why is he so quiet? Is he sick? No, it's just that nothing makes him tick. |  |
I have ripping rubberbands, hehehehehehehehe! CHORUS: Running, racing, ripping rubberbands, RIP! Round and round I'm ripping rubberbands, RIP! I rip them near and far, rip-roaring Mr. R Ruff, ruff, beware of my ripping rubberbands, RIP! I rip them 'round the room, I rip them everywhere, I rip them when you're roller skating, Rip them right into your hair! I rip them off the roof I rip them in the rain I'm Mr. R whose rubberbands give everyone a roaring PAIN! (REPEAT CHORUS) Rip......rip........rip, rip, rip........rip, rip, rip, rip.......RIP, rip, hehehe, RIIIIIIIP! |